rift

To continue a joke with your own takes

Person 1: "my girlfriend is still mad that you made that joke about the three way"
Person 2: " Dude I was just rifting on that she was saying she was intressted. It wasn't anything serious"

by timmyturnner June 29, 2021

Rift

A portal, usually through the space-time continuum.

Goddammit, I accidentally took a rift through space-time and I am now on Pangaea. Please come pick me up.

by Loapher19 April 9, 2024

Rift to go

When you wanna get to safe zone, so you come out of a portal in the sky

Dude: Hey Bro shall we Rift to go
You: Nah bro we'll be fi-*gets knocked*

by Gecko :) April 11, 2019

rift herald

Hitting it from the back. A reference to a League of Legends monster, which is defeated by hurting it from the back.

"aye ima rift herald that bitch"

by dachromiehomie December 8, 2020

rift opener

A very skilled magician/sorcerer. These people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. Rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer space and any spacial body therein. They are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow Ancient Ones, Elder Gods, and creatures of hellish strength and proportion to enter our world.

The rift opener has no power compared to the conjunctioner.

by E April 5, 2005

rift of love

(noun) when you and your lover both agree that if either of you could love the other anymore, you'd cause a rift in time.

girl: i love you too
boy: i love you so much that i think i'll cause a rift of love
girl: please don't. pigs may fly and i'll owe joey sex.

by sierra catherine October 12, 2008

Rift Marks

The red outlines you get on your face from using the Oculus Rift too long and/or too often.

I got some bad Rift marks last night. hope my parents don't notice.

by pseudonymousR July 27, 2014