Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation

While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.

by napajoe December 6, 2017

Mexican pony ride

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Mexican Bull Ride

Find the fattest chick u can and stick it in her ass hole, procede by pulling her hair and see how long you can hold on for.

"hey carl, check out that fat chick, shes so large you could mexican bull ride her for hours!"

by i F#$&^* your papa January 29, 2009

mexican sleigh ride

When you are fucking a girl when she is lying on her back on top of something (table, bed, etc.)and you are either standing or on your knees, and right when you cum you grab her tits and pull her up as hard and as fast as you can like you are riding a sleigh as her face hits your chest, and then you pull out and cum the rest on her tits as it slides down her stomach like snow.

"Dude that mexican sleigh ride i had with your mom last night was great."

"Not cool dude."

by z1893 May 18, 2009

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

The Great mexican donkey ride

When your having sexual intercourse In doggie position You pull out your penis just before ejaculation and you then ejaculate in your hand and sit on your partners back and Shout "YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Frank : Awwh man me and judy Tried the great mexican donkey ride
Jermaine : Awwh You serious?
Frank : Hell yeh G-dog
Jermaine : safe

by Pears and such July 7, 2010

Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend

If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.

Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."

by Some Weird Random Dude December 21, 2021