Rhetardical

When a question is so retarded that it can't be answered because of it's sheer retarded~ness.

Joe asked something so massively rhetardical that I pretended I didn't hear him, left the room, and hid all of the sharp objects in my apartment to restrain myself from hurting him the next time he asked a question.

When my teacher told me that there were no stupid questions, all the kids in my class purposely started asking the most rhetardical questions that she stood there speechless and almost changed her mind.

by donnthuan23 February 26, 2011

rhetardical

Is a figure of speech in the form of a question that is asked in order to make yourself look like a fucktard

Did you here Bob's rhetardical question to his girlfriend about dating her cousin if they break up.

by Jammer 89 March 4, 2014

Ricky Ritardo

Someone who does something dumb, embarrassing, or lame you call them Ricky Ritardo. Stems from Ricky Ricardo of I LOVE LUCY, but much funnier.

My co-worker called in sick today. She is Ricky Ritardo!

by Fletchershotmom May 1, 2009

Ritard

A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.

X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....

by Henk43MPO December 1, 2010

Ritard School

It is a name you call some one who is being a dumb ass and is relatively stupid and ditsy.

Is the sky blue?
Your such a ritard school.

by Banana Phone up the butt December 29, 2009

RItard

A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.

Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.

by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006

Ritard

A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.

Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.

by Burrito Baby 🌯 August 1, 2017