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rhinonasty

(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012
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rhinohide

An SCA fighter who refuses to accept blows in combat. Mainly in compititions where some valuable prize is involved, such as Crown Tourney. An indication that said persons skin is too thick to feel what all others would consider a crippling blow.
"Sir Jocylian was thrown out of the competition yesterday for rhinohideing."
by Reese Dorrycott October 5, 2006
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rhino blast

When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.
Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?
by wesman July 13, 2004
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Rhino Knee

A person who spends 90 % to 97 % of their lives on their knees sucking cock , either for personal gain or attention. Resulting in giant callused knee resembling a rhinos knee. Also a coworker who thinks they call the shots because they just got off their knees from tongue punching the bosses fart box and need to let you know who's in charge .
Laurie won't be running in the race Saturday , her rhino knee is keeping her from attending , or have you seen Laurie? Oh you mean rhino knee ? Yeah she's in the office under the desk as usual .
by cracksmoke October 30, 2014
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rhino-saurus rex

A person with a nose that is not in proportion with their face. Often leads to abuse from friends and embarrassing photos from the side.
Woh check that fat man scoop Bain he's such a rhino-saurus rex
by Kingc1utch January 15, 2010
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colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
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Rhino in the plug

The act of wrapping someone up tight in their eiderdown blanket so they cannot move, then gently rubbing your knob-end on their ear.
It was hilarious last night, I burst into my brothers room and gave him a 'Rhino in the plug'!
by Major Stains August 26, 2017
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