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reyes chopper

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When a man with the last name Reyes sits in a sex swing, gets twisted around and around until the is no slack in the swing harness, released spinning wildly down onto a fist(real or faux)
Josh and his wife really enjoy doing the Reyes chopper to celebrate his new fondness for spinning and getting fisted.
by MauiWowy March 7, 2019
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Reyes T.

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While at first you think that Reyes T. is just some nerdy kid with broken humor and a gut, he is actually an omnipresent, all-powerful god, who's history is filled with the blood-gurgled screams, splintering bone, and shredded flesh of his enemies. He will smite you from existence across every conceivable timeline and universe, simply by invoking his name. The worst part is, when he is summoned from the Hell that is McDonalds, he won't stop at vaporizing you. He will obliterate every soul within your galaxy in the blink of an eye. Do NOT provoke the Hate-God, for his malice might consume you. You are at risk for simply reading this cursed entry. I wish the best of luck to you.
Reyes T. is worse than Cthulu.
Person 1; Hey did you hear about that old legend?
Person 2; No, what's it about?
Person 1; It's about an abyssal demon, born from the hellfire of Hades. His name is Reyes Torr- AAAAUUUGAUAHGHAGHAGHAGGUGHAGaa
by KettleStic March 11, 2022
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a person who seems cute but will slit your throut the moment you take your guard off (a fucker)
he seemed like a nice fella but hes totally a reyes zenpai
by poopie head121 September 26, 2023
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Reyes'd

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When you achieve a mild bit of notoriety as a successful artist and then self sabotage yourself and self destruct and lose it all, and then spend the next decade living in various single moms basements complaining about your situation...and religion, football, 3rd grade political discourse, Mark Zuckerberg, and botched pizza deliveries...on social media.
I used to be in a mildly popular band and I Reyes'd myself and now I work in a poor man's Walmart.
by Hot Mustard December 6, 2023
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Reyes hoodie

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Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
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Winston Damion Reyes

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When you get mad for absolutely no reason or you are overall sensitive and have anger issues
damn bro, you acting like a whole Winston Damion Reyes right now, getting mad for no reason
by Widows Peak March 29, 2020
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Carlo Reyes

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That cool guy that you went to middle school with. He is funny and chill. He is an aspiring tennis player and always cares for his friends. All the girls think he’s cute but there’s only one girl that he likes.
Damn Carlo Reyes lookin thicc. Never seen him with his shirt off
by krats July 21, 2018
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