Reverse Blumpkin

The act of a reverse Blumpkin, The male goes on all fours while on the toilet, facing the cistern, the female puts her mouth between the male's bum cheeks. He starts to masterbate, as he reaches climax he ejaculates into toilet while shitting into the woman's mouth.

Jack: "Dude , I got a blumpkin last night!
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"

John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"

by Adelaide123 November 11, 2009

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.

Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.

by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009

Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.

omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley

by beelzebabe July 29, 2011

Reverse Blumpkin

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the male masturbates into a toilet while simultaneously excreting fecal matter on to the girl's face.

The girl would do anything to get her money back, so I performed a reverse blumpkin on her.

by argonaut7 December 15, 2008

reverse blumpkin

When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.

"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."

by brandilizzz October 22, 2008

Reverse blumpkin

Getting your ass eaten out while taking a piss

Yo I was fucking this chick in the bathroom one day and I had to take s piss and she came up behind me and started sticking her tongue in my ass........reverse blumpkin YEAH BUDDY!!

by Dr fuzzinstine October 21, 2011