endoplasmic reticulum

a structure in a human cell.

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting

by eggfoo March 12, 2003

reticulating splines

Constructing network based functions that are defined by divisible intervals while approximating said network and composing it of pieces of simple functions defined on subintervals and joined at their endpoints with a suitable degree of smoothness.

Reticulating splines is the most complex step in the overall process.

by SC2000 December 22, 2008

rediculate

To make another person appear ridiculous,foolish,or embarrassed.

A lot of important people will be at the ceremony tonight l,so if I have to introduce you to anyone ,don't rediculate us again with any of your backwoods humor.

by dirtroad geaniac May 10, 2014

Zeta Reticuli

1) The first star system to be found containing intelligent creatures. The intelligent creatures are the Greys. They were more advanced than us and had been in space, traveling around in flying saucers and visiting systems. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't be here with all these cool gadgets and gizmos. They visited our ape ancestors at about 2.5 million years ago. The Greys abducted our ancestors and they probed them, then genetically modified them so that they will become intelligent creatures. Then the Greys visited Egypt 1,000 years ago. They claimed that they made this world. Then they went to a house and said to a couple that they are given strength to rule Egypt as pharaoh and queen. The same thing happened to other famous empires on Earth. They abducted two people about 100 years ago. They were probed and were given a mind map of the planets the Greys have visited. The two people were then interrogated by the police. One of them, Betty, drew a map of the systems the Greys had visited. It was until a few decades later, when an astronomer found out that it was real. He said that the Greys' homeworld is located in the system of Reticulum.

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Guy: Do you believe in aliens?
Astronomer: Yes, and I have proof. Look into my telescope and you'll see Zeta Reticuli, the first star system to be found containing alien, intelligent life.

by World of Wordcraft October 4, 2014

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

Rediculation

in the state of being made rediculious.
see also: ludacris

that was some prime rediculation!

by Mattew Caple November 7, 2007

Ectoplasmic Reticulum

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.

Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.

by Pubo December 7, 2016