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Retardacle

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.
"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
by DJFr33q January 3, 2020
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retardulente

beyond retarded, especially in reference to a slow retarded situation.
that driver is retardulente
by AA3333 February 11, 2009
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Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.
He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013
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retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.
Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?
by Memeperor February 12, 2021
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retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008
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retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks
Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus
by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018
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retardle

someone who reuses the same terrible comebacks constantly and is kind of gay anyway.
god, that kid just keeps calling me a douche. what a retardle.
by KINGSANDKEYS July 22, 2010
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