Retraded

A person whose parents traded them for another kid and their new parents traded them once more.

A: Johnny is such a rascal.
B: No wonder he's retraded.

by Cryru April 6, 2020

restore

The process by which the shaft skin of the circumcised penis is stimulated to grow, generally by strecthing, to create a facsimile of the natural foreskin. Also known as uncircumcision or restoring.

Jewish males were required to restore their foreskins to take part in the first Olympic games.

by sephfx April 14, 2004

Restoration

A term commonly used by mistake when describing a vehicle that has undergone improvements such as new paint and interior, yet is nothing like a factory original.

I spent 10,000 dollars on the restoration of my VW Bus. The Lexus Plum Purple paint still looks new and the leather Dodge Caravan seats are very comfortable.

by norcalmike vw December 21, 2010

Restartded

A person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn't load

A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"

by ZedWhore April 14, 2014

Retorded

Just as the same as retarded, but said differently.

"That person is so retorded."

"Don't you mean 'retarded'?"

"No. Saying retarded is too mainstream."

by Shadow Silverclaw January 16, 2013

Yahweh’s Restoration ministry

A church very popular on youtube with over 100000 subscribers, they believe in both the Old and New testaments and revere the Holy Name of the Heavenly Father, Yahweh. They also proclaim the Son, Yahshua, a name meaning, “Yahweh is salvation.” They believe that both obedience to the Word and faith in the Messiah are critical. They look to our Savior for salvation, realizing that only through Him do we find redemption and forgiveness of sins. They also observe the seventh-day Sabbath along with the seven annual Feast days. They are located in Holts Summit, MO a city near the capital of Missouri. Where they do daily sabbath and livestreams for there youtube channel.

John: “Emma have you watched Yahweh’s restorations ministry on youtube.”
Emma: “yes I love there videos. Yahweh’s Restoration ministry teaches about the both testaments, and helps me understand the bible.”

by John Abendana January 14, 2021

Restoration Hardware

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.

None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware

by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011