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Wii Sports Resort

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that
by CircleBox- July 24, 2021
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reformed whore

A person who once practiced a bad habit egregiously who now rails hypocritically against other people practicing the same bad habit. Kind of how ex-smokers are the most likely to complain about smoky bars.
Can you believe that the guy who used to get shitfaced every night just called me pathetic because I went out drinking? What a reformed whore!
by WCL April 26, 2006
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first resort

n. a word (or phrase) created by Hillary Clinton as the antonym to last resort.
n. primary action
n. first choice for the course of action
"War should be a last resort, not a first resort"
-Hillary Clinton
by Victor Cas January 12, 2008
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Reformie Normie

Your average American Jew who knows a nominal amount about Judaism. This is your "twice a year" Jew, who only goes to Shul on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. They typically identify as being Jewish through superficial cultural concepts, such as eating matzo ball soup, watching Seinfeld, cultural Zionism, Jewish mother jokes, and remembering the Holocaust. You might see a Reformie Normie stumble drunk into their local college campus Chabad on a Friday night and exclaim "I'm here for the food!". Reformie Normies might have had a Bar or Bat Mitzvah but that was basically the end of their Jewish education, aside from their college Birthright trip. Oh, and their dating profiles always have to say something about a "Nice Jewish Boy/Girl" aka "NJB/NJG". It's a Halachic obligation.
The dating profile of a Reformie Normie:

"I'm just an NJG lookin' for an NJB!"

"Challah atcha boi!"
"I'm just here because my mother want's me to marry a nice Jewish girl!"
"Let's tell our grandparents we met in Shul! ;-)"
"My matzoball soup is better than your bubbie's"
by JustANiceJewishBoy August 22, 2021
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divorce reform

Something that will never happen because there's no money in it.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.
I think it would be better if we had a system where, when one parent initiates a divorce, there is a rebuttable presumption (meaning a presumption that could be rebutted if wrong-doing can be proven) that any minor children remain with the other parent that didn't want the divorce. Scientific studies show divorce is usually very bad for kids, and this would probably greatly decrease unnecessary divorce.

Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.
by YetAnotherVictim October 2, 2011
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reformed slut

one who once practiced promiscuous sex, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. In America reformed sluts usually engage in promiscuous sex during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sluts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. This is usually referred to as bimboism.

Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.
Gene: ...but I heard Mark's girlfriend can't cook.
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.

Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!
by Tomati August 1, 2007
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last resort friend

A friend or acquaintance you call to hang out with when you desperately want to go out but none of your other friends are available. Sadly we all know one or have been one.
None of my friends are available to go out but I really want to do something... I'll call Clint he's my last resort friend.
by coleyw February 28, 2016
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