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Great British website using the style of 'Old Games Journalism' to highlight issues in the gaming community using the art of humour. An excellent site, though not as funny as it used to be, thanks to some whore named Teela.
That UK Resistance was brilliant till that Teela spastic started writing rubbish all over it
by Manuel Hong September 14, 2005
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Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"
Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!
by Crescentpics May 30, 2011
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The Resistance

The Resistance : Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles' Fans working (fighting) to get this show back.

The Resistance is doing youtube videos, motivational pictures, letters, emails... to get TSCC back.
The Resistance catchphrase : "Welcome to the SCC, bitch."
by m_33 May 28, 2009
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Resistance

"Only makes my penis harder," according to some talking horse from the hentai anime "Words Worth."
Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
by psychical April 3, 2007
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resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects
When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.
by ray tuley May 23, 2007
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canadian resistance

it is the ability for canadians to resist the flu
everyone has the flu
hmmm except for the canadian kid he had canadian resistance
by epic fail 99 February 4, 2009
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uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.
I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.
by Michael April 9, 2005
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