Replay Rose Goggles

Worn by sports douches when they refuse to believe their team/player did something wrong even when video replay CLEARLY showed the flag/call was correct and 5 million viewers with IQ's above a hamster's can easily agree with it.

Referee: "After further video review, the players foot was out of bounds; pass is ruled incomplete."

Sports Douche: "What?! How can that be. He was clearly in bounds. The ref couldn't see the difference between the guys white shoes and the white sideline... That's a bull s#^t call! And why the hell did the coach even call that play...?"

Objective Observer: "Dude, sit the hell down, shut up and take off those Replay Rose Goggles. He was clearly out of bounds. The video replay CLEARLY showed it, you dumbass! It's guys like you that make me want to root against our team..."

by Beech_nuts September 15, 2009

Reply Stalling

When the recipient of your text message, instant message, etc. takes between 10 and 30 minutes to respond, and you take it upon yourself to read their message, and do what they did (take 10 to 30 minutes to respond). This makes for very long, non-engaging conversations.

I know Sarah wasn't at work, she just wasn't responding quickly, so I decided to begin reply stalling to get back at her.

by Jojo4242 July 5, 2011

mental reply

When you receive an email and compose a reply in your head but don't actually type and send it.

Deepa: Why didn't you respond to my email?
Eric: I did--you didn't get it?
Deepa: No. When did you send it?
Eric: (checking sent items) Oh, I guess I never did. It must have been a mental reply.

by Jim Kudrik March 24, 2009

Reply Girls

Girls who reply to popular videos on Youtube just to get views.

They usually have their boobs hanging on the thumbnail to catch viewers then make a short video explaining stuff you already know. Also can be called the spam on youtube.

Random kid. "Oh I just watched nighahiga's newest video!"
*sees a reply video that has a girl with a huge rack as thumbnail*
" I wanna watch that"
30 seconds later...
"That was f**king dumb as f**k! I hate these reply girls!"

by hater of trolls May 23, 2012

replydick

When you're seeing a guy/gal and they're really nice in person, but when you message them they either don't reply or they're rude and stand offish.

Omg Tara, I really like Tom, but... he's a replydick.

by Jwc December 9, 2015

reply-vasocongestion

Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.

Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.

by Seb-X April 4, 2008

Reply girl

1: Really annoying females on YouTube who reply to any mainstream trailers, news, viral videos or any videos that attract a lot of attention. They are a new type of attention whore.
2: the real life jackoffasaur

Daddy: Son, I we need to have a chat. Have a seat over there and make yourself comfortable.
Billy: Okay, Dad.
Daddy: Son, there are people in this world who resemble that of a jackoffasaur. These annoying creatures are known as "Reply girls."
Billy: Why are you telling me about this, Daddy?
Daddy: So that you can defend yourself when you confront one on YouTube.
Billy: OH! Can I burn it?
Daddy: Why, yes, you can, Billy. Yes, you can.

by masterBETA May 10, 2012