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Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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gentlemans relish

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
by Chips March 19, 2004
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relisten

The act of listening again.
We gotta relisten to that song.
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relusion

Word usued exclusively by atheists to describe some who is ignorent to science and fact and convinced that the holy scriptures of their religion is fact

religion + delusion = relusion
the man suffers from relusion

that priest is reluded

the church will relude your children
by Phonar Rigby January 1, 2009
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gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.
Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?
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Cunt Relish

Cunt relish is when you're eating out a girl with long, bushy pubes, and said pubes become wet and crunchy with vaginal juices, just like relish.
by manthonyS December 2, 2010
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relustinship

a relationship built on feelings of lust for each partner
She just got into a relustinship with the guy she met online.
by Sheridan McHenry April 19, 2008
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