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Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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Get the sexual release mug.1. to strike an individual in the genital region.
2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.
3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.
4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.
3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.
4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!
2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!
3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!
As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!
3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!
As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
by Mr. Spy August 12, 2007
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by bragaboy February 14, 2014
Get the release the firehose mug.Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?
Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve
Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve
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