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Boyfriend Theory of Relativity

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.

The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.

It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.
Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.
by Mayhem Burns January 1, 2012
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Rape relativity principle

That is that the psychological damage and serious of it varies in relation to personality, culture, historical period ect.
by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009
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Copper Relativity

The theory that after passing a cop when driving down the interstate you can resume speeding because the chances of another cop being close by are relatively small.
Come on, put the pedal to the metal after passing the speed trap because there won't be another copper for several miles - it's all copper relativity. For you youngsters, copper is an old school phrase. Just watch an old James Cagney movie sometime.
by LouBob July 14, 2012
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Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.
Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.
by Yubashiri December 16, 2016
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Extraphysical Relativity

Extraphysical Relativity, also referred as Theory of Extraphysical Relativity, is an extraphysical theory that supports that one being or body will keep their same extraphysical properties in any extraphysical level or world, being subject of the extraphysical conditions of each level and world, but still keeping their same properties and laws in any other extraphysical world. Extraphysical relativity also supports that extraphysical properties of matter can also be kept at physical worlds and levels and they will still behave the same as if being on other extraphysical levels.
"Extraphysical relativity might be a really good concept that can help with the exploration of extraphysical worlds and dimensions such as enable people to take extraphysical form at physical level without being so much affected by the physical level itself."
by Full Monteirism April 10, 2021
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When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever
Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?
by Brun_Omars May 13, 2019
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Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
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