reisterstown

Looking around you realize you are surrounded by crackheads. Upon further review, you yourself are indeed a crackhead. Thus Reisterstown

-Hey Ernest, do you wanna go to the starlight bar?
-No, they have shitty bands play there.
-Yeah But where else besides reisterstown can we smoke crack in the bathroom!
-Ok!

Let me ask you? How do you feel about crack pipes?
-I'm for em!

by Abrahams November 1, 2006

Resistentialism

The seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects.

A great example of Resistentialism:

"Christ, the dumb insolence of inanimate objects! He could never understand what was 'in it' for inanimate objects, behaving as they did. What was 'in it' for the doorknob that hooked your jacket as you passed? What was 'in it' for the jacket pocket?" --Martin Amis, "The Information

by Craic Shack March 26, 2006

risten

Most definitely likes a bunch of hookers and cocaine

Yo what are u gonna do with the money u got
Risten: a bunch of hookers and cocaine

by Sexypotter256 April 12, 2018

Reisterstown

A town with a mixture of different kinds of people.

Reisterstown is aight.

by greg April 14, 2004

Resistencia

It's de capital city of Chaco, a North state of the bes country. Argentina.
Resistencia is a beatiful place with hot girls who made the best "Petes" of the world.
Petes are BlowJobs!!!

Resistencia has great meat!!

by Fabricio October 15, 2004

resistential

The opposite of existential, to NEVER have existed in the first place

Resistentially, they never would have met.

by DramaLlama74015 November 21, 2016

Reisterstown

The Town that I grew up in. I have a lot of things to say about it. Reisterstown is an old historic town which used to be out into the country but what know I would consider a northwestern suburban area to the modern city of Baltimore. It is a town with a diverse mixture of a wide variety of Racial and Ethnic backgrounds. The area has a slightly above average amount of crime. However, It depends on who you are. All that being said The majority of people living in Reisterstown are Lower to Upper Middle Class.The local High School in Reisterstown is Franklin High which is also one of the most diverse High Schools in Maryland. A small population in Reisterstown will attend Owings Mills High which is 7 Miles South of Franklin, Both schools have a fairly decent reputation. However, Franklin is far superior in Education and especially Sports. You can probably survive in either school. Both do have a lot of drugs as certain people had mentioned earlier. What school doesn't though. The best restaurants in The Town are Reters Crab House, Bill Batemans, Sonny Lee's, Blue Point Crab House and El Paraiso. The towns population has grown over the years and as of the 2010 census is 25,968. With all that being said, Reisterstown is a wonderful town to grow up in with a Diverse Population, Decent Schooling, and great mix of culture and food. So feel free to visit anytime and I will show you The Ropes.

New Yorker : Where Am I

Reisterstown Man : Hello your in Reisterstown
New Yorker : How far am I from Baltimore?
Reisterstown Man : 25 miles north

New Yorker : Thanks, Bye

by The Last OG June 12, 2018