A team that has very little talent. extremely hypocritical. They boast about how the yankees have the biggest salary ever when their salary cap isnt all that far off. They only have two good players on the team. Manny Ramirez has been trying to get out of boston fro 3 yeras now becasue he cant stand the franchise, but likes money so goes to big high paying boston for his paycheck. David Ortiz is the only star of the team, buts its unfortunate that hell never shine the way he deserves in a city that is fuckin stupid.

Than fan base for boston is usually dumb irish scum who grew up not knowing there was an "R" in the alphabet. They all think that they are part of the REd Sox becasue they have a red sox nation card. Theyve only become even worse than yankee fan. so much that they drive out talent like...say...johnny damon.

Some of their biggest momments in their history include falling second almost every time in the AL EAST, getting kicked out of the palyoffs by th yankees at a 5:1 ratio, giving up babe ruth. allowing billbuckner to play 1st base, and losing 5 in a row to the yankees and crash and burn to 3rd place in the AL east in the 2006 season
i love the red sox wicked haad coooaaa.
by j3rs3y October 3, 2006
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The most cocky snobs you will ever know. They think they are the best team in the MLB. They are jealous of the fact that the Yankees have more money than them. The Red Sox won 7 world series in 105 years. It took them 86 years to finally win another world series since 1918. Any Red Sox fans do not have any right to talk about the Yankees, because the Sox are statistically and factually not better than the NYY.
Friend 1: The yankees suck, the red sox are gonna cream them again this year.

Friend 2: Hm, I wonder who won 26 world series and is worth over a billion?

Friend 1: So what, we have Beckett and Ortiz.

Friend 2: Impressive, you have a good pitcher and a gorilla who can't speak english. But our whole team is beast.

Friend 1: Yeah, but we have Beckett and Ortiz.

Friend 2: Is that your only argument?
by dylannnnnnnnnnnn April 21, 2008
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The most annoying baseball team in existence.

Their fans are by far the most ignorant, obnoxious, retards in the face of sports. 99% are a bunch of idiots who jumped on the bandwagon in 04. They wear greasy, faded hats, try to act like they're Irish by wearing a lot of green, and always try to grow a goatee or some kind of fucked up beard.

Their whole organization are a bunch of hypocrites. They constantly insult the Yankees by calling them "The Evil Empire" and pointing to the fact that the Yankees spend money. They do this despite the fact that they have the second highest payroll in baseball and spend more money on shitty, overrated players (can you say JD Drew???) than any other team.

Their team is made up of a bunch of overrated, overpaid bastards. Two of them biggest pieces of shit in baseball: Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz. These two have to be the ugliest guys in baseball - Ramirez with his disgusting, nappy dreadlocks and doo rag, and Ortiz's fat, slow ass with a fucked up pencil thin beard. He also has one of the nastiest gaps in his teeth I've ever seen. Jason Varitek acts like he's some kind of bad ass because he faught A-Rod with all his protective equipment on. He also is a average at best catcher and a shitty hitter. Despite this, the Red Sox made him team "captain" because no other teams wanted his sorry ass when he was a free agent.

In short, they are the worst, most overrated, annoying team in the history of sports.
Ignorant Red Sox Fan: 'Man I love the red sox! they're so good'

Real basbeall fan: 'Will you Red Sox and Yankee fans please stfu?'
by ERAU Nigga January 14, 2008
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a pissass excuse for a baseball team. It took them 86 years to win another World Series. Often refered to as the idiots and the stupid ass phrase "cowboy up".
How can all those Sox fans be so happy?
by hex October 31, 2004
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The best team in baseball. Won the 2004 WORLD SERIES and will win the next 10 years! You have to no every stat and everything that goes on!
GO ORTIZ & RAMERIEZ
The SOX are the best team in baseball!
by Dorfy May 2, 2005
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A team that believes that winning one World Championship in 86 years validates the idea that they are better than a team that has won 26 titles over that same period of time.
Congratulations Red Sox, you now have half the amount of World Series Titles as the Florida Marlins over the last 86 seasons.
by Randy Johnson January 26, 2005
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Red Sox Nation = stupid pieces of shit. Red Sox fans and players are the greatest combination of pussies and faggots ever made by God. They are jealous the yankees because it took them with ease to win 26 world series, but took them 82 fucking years to win one. Also yankee players dont cry like Johnny Damon and the biggest faggot Curt Schilling. Red sox fans dont have real fans too, they just consist of people who are pissed off there team didnt make it to the playoffs or just hate the yankees. THis applies mostly to Mets fans who are the second biggest bitches to the Red Sox. So Red Sox get some real fucking fans. One thing the red sox should believe is the yankees are kick the red sox asses this year.
Oh are you a red sox fan?

Of course not, I am faggot Mets fan who doesnt have a team to support for in the playoffs.

Wow I am so glad we got David Wells!

Wow he has shitty era in Fenway.

Curt Schilling is our savior

He is also the biggest faggot too.

Hey i have a tiny dick

Yea you must be a Red Sox fan
by Satan January 22, 2005
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