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recreationally offended

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.
Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.
by challbruh August 5, 2015
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Recreational Sex

* Sex without the goal of procreation.

* Not baby making sex.

* Sex just for fun.
I hear you and Nancy have been hitting the sheets every night. Are you trying to knock her up?

Nah, she is on the pill. We are just having recreational sex.
by The Sperm Donor April 29, 2016
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rebolation

The definition of it ain't easy to explain.
It can be seen as an action or as a result of an action.
It's often related to some sort of confusion and uncoordinated motion or thinking.
A rebolation is most of the times unconscious and the origin and cause of such behavior remains unknown.
He was acting normal, but suddenly he did a huge rebolation, leaving everyone in the room speechless including himself.
by the_royce October 31, 2010
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relationblip

a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"
Man Codey, your freshman year of highschool was full of stupid two-month relationblips.

Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.
by idaidaidaida! February 29, 2008
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The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship
Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.
by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011
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Quantum Recreation

Fun that never happened because we will never, ever speak of it again!

Much the way it is said "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", referring to the idea that any activities or fun that is had of a nature which might disappoint or anger other people back home does not 'come back with you' from the party city of Las Vegas, that is exactly what Quantum Recreation is.

Much as with the thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat where the cat existed as both alive and dead in the box until it was observed by a human, quantum recreation never happened and did happen unless observed by a human in which case they and they alone can know the truth. Trippy isn't it?
Yup, Bill just came back from his trip to Vegas, he went there for some Quantum Recreation.
by Quantum Recreationalist April 12, 2011
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Relationfriends

The non-exclusive relationship between two people where the concept of "no strings attached" is modified. Unlike the terms "friends with benefits" or "hook up buddies", Relationfriends involves the idea that two people consider themselves friends, but have all the benefits of a relationship.

Sexual activity is allowed, along with such things that are usually only found in a relationship (i.e. cuddling, going out on dates together, attending a social event together)

The second portion of "relationfriends" comes into play where it is more than acceptable for the two parties to engage in behavior that would be found in a plutonic (non sexual) friendship. It is proposed that this helps keep the balance in the friendship, so as to not get to attached through the use of seeing one another merely as friends occasionally.

Lastly, relationfriends should consider signing a notarized contract to secure the agreement and proper behavior of the ordeal. If one of the parties is found to be in breach of the contract (asking to be exclusive), the ordeal may be cancelled immediately by the other party for legal obligation if they so choose.

A common acronym to describe this binding agreement is: N.E.R.F. (Non-Exclusive RelationFriends)
Michele: "I think we would be a really good pair of nerfs"

Brian: "Yes. Yes. I agree. We should be relationfriends!"
by SWOT Analysis March 15, 2011
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