Recession Candy

the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.

Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!

by Ya Boy Trax September 2, 2010

Recession Boyfriend

Someone you normally wouldn't be excited about dating but we are in a recession and they have money, so you go out with them

Girl 1- I am going out with the okay contract lawyer
Girl 2-- Yea, he is such a recession boyfriend

by Hipster3`1 December 26, 2008

recession video

a wave of music videos by mainstream artists with uncharacteristically low budgets, giving a somewhat cheapened feel to the video. signs include single venues, maybe one or two cars, a lack of jewelry (excluding jewelry owned by the artist beforehand), animation, and a cheaper grade of video vixen.

Thing 1: you seen that Every Girl video? that shit was TOO nice!

Thing 2: man that was a fuckin recession video. it was one car in a warehouse with fuckin cartoons and like 50 off-the-corner hoes. shit was wack.

by AlexParkerEmcee April 8, 2009

Recession whore

A person who uses the recession as an excuse to free load off others without shame or feeling of resentment. This is used to prevent a person from using their own money and spending or using other people's money. It's pretty much like selling yourself (like your time, looks, etc.) for free stuff in order to survive the recession.

That girl is such a recession whore, she only uses him when she wants to free drinks.

by CrazyFlipKandi June 1, 2009

recession gardens

Backyard, urban gardens planted to squeeze every penny out of a food budget.

"People's home grocery budget got absolutely shredded and now we've seen just this dramatic increase in the demand for our vegetable seeds. We're selling out," said George Ball, CEO of Burpee Seeds, the largest mail-order seed company in the U.S. "I've never seen anything like it."

Gardening advocates have dubbed the newly planted tracts "recession gardens" and hope to shape the interest into a movement similar to the victory gardens of World War II. Those gardens, modeled after a White House patch planted by Eleanor Roosevelt in 1943, were intended to inspire self- sufficiency, and at their peak supplied 40 percent of the nation's fresh produce, said Roger Doiron, founding director of Kitchen Gardeners International.
http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/03/16-6

by Applied Research March 27, 2009

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012

Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009