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Rape relativity principle

That is that the psychological damage and serious of it varies in relation to personality, culture, historical period ect.
by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009
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Raptivity

The art of doing rap activity.
I was with my guys in the backyard doing raptivity.
by Lovingtone Luke May 25, 2018
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Copper Relativity

The theory that after passing a cop when driving down the interstate you can resume speeding because the chances of another cop being close by are relatively small.
Come on, put the pedal to the metal after passing the speed trap because there won't be another copper for several miles - it's all copper relativity. For you youngsters, copper is an old school phrase. Just watch an old James Cagney movie sometime.
by LouBob July 14, 2012
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Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.
Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.
by Yubashiri December 16, 2016
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Extraphysical Relativity

Extraphysical Relativity, also referred as Theory of Extraphysical Relativity, is an extraphysical theory that supports that one being or body will keep their same extraphysical properties in any extraphysical level or world, being subject of the extraphysical conditions of each level and world, but still keeping their same properties and laws in any other extraphysical world. Extraphysical relativity also supports that extraphysical properties of matter can also be kept at physical worlds and levels and they will still behave the same as if being on other extraphysical levels.
"Extraphysical relativity might be a really good concept that can help with the exploration of extraphysical worlds and dimensions such as enable people to take extraphysical form at physical level without being so much affected by the physical level itself."
by Full Monteirism April 10, 2021
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When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever
Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?
by Brun_Omars May 13, 2019
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Relativity

The easiest way to feel better about yourself. Or worse.

Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."

Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"

Hym "That's easy. Relativity."

Iam "Relativity?"

Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Iam "But I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone."

Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."

Iam "They need help..."

Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"

Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."

Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"

Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."

Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
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