Relaxtivity

An activity that while doing provides relaxation to the individual.

I find that walking through the forest give me a lot of relaxtivity because the forest sounds soothe me.

Relaxtivity by lab man December 15, 2009

theory of relativity in arkansas

everybody is related

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the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas

theory of relativity in arkansas by TransAlphaAndyRAWR October 17, 2022

Theory of relativeity 

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

Theory of relativeity by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity 

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

General Relativity

A theory which states that space and time are actually a four-dimensional continuum known as "spacetime", and that gravity is a manifestation of the curvature of the geometry of this four-dimensional spacetime. General Relativity explains the gravitational bending of starlight, how gravity slows down the flow of time, predicts the existence of blackholes, and even predicts the expansion of the universe. The theory was formulated by Albert Einstein in order to incorporate gravity into his theory of relativity.

The famous eclipse experiment of 1919 confirmed Einstein's prediction that light rays would bend in a gravitational field, according to his theory of general relativity.

General Relativity by CurvedSpacetime March 21, 2014

relativity

Formally known as the Theory of Special Relativity, formulated by Albert Einstein in 1905.

Deals with the perception of time and distance by observers in different frames of reference which are moving with respect to each other. An observer in one frame perceives that time is slower and distances are shorter in a different frame.

Also postulates that the speed of light is perceived to be the same in every frame of reference, and that no form of matter or energy can travel faster than light.

Relativity is the feeling that time slows down that you get when you're around your relatives.

relativity by Loadmaster August 25, 2005

Chick Relativity 

When looking at a woman from far away they look beautiful, yet the closer they come to you, the less attractive they appear.

Guy 1: That girl over there looks amazing.
Guy 2: Here she comes.
Guy 1: Nevermind, chick relativity.
Guy 2: *Laughs*

Chick Relativity by geckoman October 19, 2010