Rear Admiral

A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.

"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."

by Duckbutt May 28, 2006

REAR ADMIRAL

HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A PERSON WITH DIARRHEA OR COLITIS, IBS, OR OTHER SUCH MEDICAL CONDITION TO MAKE ANAL SEX WET AND MESSY WITH EXCREMENT

I WAS ABOUT TO BUNGHOLE HER WHEN SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE ASKED ME "MY IBS IS ACTING UP, WILL THAT BE A PROBLEM?" I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT READY FOR A REAR ADMIRAL.

by BENDOHVER August 23, 2016

Rear Admiral

Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral

I rear admiralled a girl last night whilst taking her from behind in the dining room

by jenm May 13, 2005

rear admiral

A mixture between a wet willie and a wedgie.

You know what i mean.

I rear admiral'd this guy now my finger stinks.

by DirtBast October 29, 2007

Rear Admiral

The back of your ballsac as accessed from behind.

Dude, that tennis ball you threw caught me right in the rear admiral.

by Dan April 7, 2003

Rear Admiral

A salute from the rear.

You should walk right up there and give her the rear admiral.

by David October 19, 2003

Rear Admiral Salute

A pose where a man pushes his erection down between his thighs, pointing his penis towards the ground or floor.

Often depicted in gay porn as a way of accentuating the size of the penis.

Porn models and actors will often pose with their back to the camera, highlighting the testicles, perineum, anus and erect penis.

Brent moved his hand over his erect penis, pushing it's length down between his legs, giving his audience a full rear admiral salute.

"You could fly a flag from a pole like that", Tristan said as he moved the camera in for a close-up.

by Fr0tlov3r March 24, 2019