BENDOHVER's definitions

REAR ADMIRAL

HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A PERSON WITH DIARRHEA OR COLITIS, IBS, OR OTHER SUCH MEDICAL CONDITION TO MAKE ANAL SEX WET AND MESSY WITH EXCREMENT

I WAS ABOUT TO BUNGHOLE HER WHEN SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE ASKED ME "MY IBS IS ACTING UP, WILL THAT BE A PROBLEM?" I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT READY FOR A REAR ADMIRAL.

by BENDOHVER August 23, 2016