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just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS
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Reafing

Smoking lots of pot and getting stoned out of your mind.
I was reafing all night at the party and don't remember what happened or how I even got home.
by CCRfromAFFY June 5, 2010
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Summer Reading

Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).
Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.

Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!

(New semester)

Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
by Aihc August 30, 2013
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Remington 870

The Remington 870 is an American made pump (slide) action shotgun that is bottom loading and side ejecting, and has a tubular magazine and twin action bars. The 870 is Remington's 4th major shotgun design, and is hands down the most popular, being the best selling shotgun of all time. It was introduced in 1950 as the Wingmaster model. The design has not changed since it's introduction and it is still widely known for it's dependability and ruggedness, as well as being reasonably priced. It has served the U.S. military and law enforcement for many years, as well as being heavily used by hunters and clay pideon shooters.

The Wingmaster model comes with a polished blued finish and a glossy walnut stock. In 1996 the Express model was introduced. The Express is the same gun, with less cosmetics, coming with a matte black finish and a stained hardwook stock. The Marine model comes with electroless nickel plating and a synthetic stock and the police models feature a parkerized finish with either hardwood or sythetic stocks. The 870 is also offered in jr. sizes and a Classic Trap model.
Your greatly designed Remington 870 shotgun will surely outlast you and be used by your children and your children's children.
by RenderMan May 30, 2006
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Rhaming

The act of shaming or humiliating a Facebook friend by liking or commenting on very old, long since forgotten Facebook posts or pictures in order to make them show up in peoples' news feeds, often done to highlight an embarrassing moment or foolish statement.
I'm so mad at Perry. He keeps Rhaming me and all my old, embarrassing frat pics with three popped collars are showing up in everyone's news feed.
by sinceriously July 3, 2015
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hate-reading

(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site
"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."

overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011
by PRwiz101 March 1, 2012
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Reading

In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
by robby-pooh August 30, 2013
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