You're joking me

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

you're killing me

a phrase used when working with another & their performance is making you work harder

Frank you're killing me lift up your side of the table.

by Gerard Irick September 4, 2011

Ho, you’re approaching me?

A Jojo reference from the final battle in part 3 Stardust Crusaders.

“Ho, you’re approaching me? Instead of fleeing you’re coming straight to me?” “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting any closer” “Ho ho, then come as close as you’d like.”

by WiseSails December 8, 2020

Oh, So you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

This is a quote by the one and only.

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DIO!

DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

Jotaro: Sama....DIO

by A cool average guy December 21, 2021

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 7, 2003

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy:

1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!

PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...

by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021

You're Killin' Me, Smalls!

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.

Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?

by PrettierThanYourGF June 13, 2016