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Ratman

A phenomenon that is most common in student dormitories.
He steals, consumes and listens. He will never show his face, and is highly territorial. He steals food, alcohol and snus. He is also known for locking doors, leaving skidmarks in the toilet, as well as trash all over the livingroom. His origin is unknown, but some say he lives in western Norway. Once he gets hold of you, you'll never get rid of him.
"Yo gutta, who stole my pints last night? I only had 3!"
"yeah man, that's gotta be ratman"
by mosclemommy January 26, 2023
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Ratman

Ratman is the sexy legend once known as lui however he shed that mortal title many years ago becoming ratman a sexy beast whom has once been called a “cool ass guy “ by mark Zuckerberg

Ratman has a small drug business u should buy from if u intend to be cool otherwise u shouldn’t be allowed to breathe

He has rumoured to have had sexual connections and with Tracy (from yung nuggets hit song I forgor the name but Yk)

“Ratman and Tracy both sell bud g buy sum “ - Einstein
Woman: I just fucked Ratman his cock was small but he knew how to use it

Man: I know

Woman:…

Man : ;)
by BIG BOI IDFK January 24, 2022
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Ratman

The guy that breaks your door in to live in your basement and eat your cheese at night. However, you never find out about him. The Ratman was created by Vargskelethor Joel. His most notable appearance is from the Super Ghostbusters album in the song, "02 Ghost Buster.mp3"
"I break your door in, I sneak in the basement, it is my home now, but you never find out! 'Cause, I am sneaky! I am the Ratman! I go up at night, AND EAT YOUR CHEEEEESE!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
by OdetteTheAnmimator2007 January 28, 2023
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caleb ratman griffin

A peice of white shit lowlife that can’t take the misdemeanor charges that he copped by being a full fledged idiot,so he snitched to avoid a couple days in jail, he thinks he is slick but the victims of his bitch snitchery know what he is doing the whole time, they just want an excuse to call rat patrol and turn him into a walking laughing stalk of his town and A sad pathetic worm of a hollow shell of the person he used to be
Eww do you see that weirdo over there on a sick one? thats Caleb ratman Griffin, aka our own little labRat if he try’s to get drugs from anyone let me and the patrol know, and we will give ya some ghastly shit and whatch the dumb fuck shoot it up and freak out while his mind melts,”sounds coo something about him makes me want to impart some fucking evil to this world, and why the fuck is he walking like that, and that weird look on his face, and those opie dead eyes they are kinda freaking me the fuck out, and I’m into some freaky evil shit I think Wormy McRatman would suit him better”,ehh idk we will come up with something we have plenty of time.for new names”, yea yea, but do you ever feel bad for this shit, I mean he doesn’t live on the streets, his family has to deal with his ass, at this point we’re just kinda fucking them over,”your thinking to much man, less thinking and more poison hotshots!”
by Hugo stiglitz November 9, 2021
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Ratman

That guys ratman.
by minnesota92 November 21, 2021
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Ratman

Ratman otherwise known as Maximilian philo is someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with a dirty rat
Look that must be Ratman since his dicks inside a rat
by Habadabab October 19, 2020
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Ratman

The best person to talk to when you want to know information on the nearest rats. Funniest person who’s ever walked on this planet. Probably likes cheese.
Ratman is such a idiot
by iamtheratman November 3, 2022
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