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Ratman

A phenomenon that is most common in student dormitories.
He steals, consumes and listens. He will never show his face, and is highly territorial. He steals food, alcohol and snus. He is also known for locking doors, leaving skidmarks in the toilet, as well as trash all over the livingroom. His origin is unknown, but some say he lives in western Norway. Once he gets hold of you, you'll never get rid of him.

"Yo gutta, who stole my pints last night? I only had 3!"
"yeah man, that's gotta be ratman"

by mosclemommy January 26, 2023