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Grand rapids, michigan

a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.
Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!
by yourmommalops April 8, 2009
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Cedar Rapids

Cedar Rapids is the 2nd largest city in Iowa with a population in the metropolitan area of over 250,000 people.
It is home to the headquarters of Rockwell Collins and is also known as the cereal capitol of the world due to Quaker Oats, General Mills and Post all having their main factories in Cedar Rapids. Ralston Foods is also located in Cedar Rapids. Due to all the cereal and dog food made in Cedar Rapids, it has many different scents on different days of the week. Some days you smell Captain Crunch, other days what smells like wet dog food.

It is known as the City of 5 Seasons. Some joke that it is the city of 5 Smells.
Cedar Rapids is the cereal capitol of the world, man!

"Hey man, do you want to go to Cedar Rapids the City of 5 Smells?"

Wow, it smells like Crunch Berries out here.
No duh man. It's Cedar Rapids.
by Dr Bob Sakr April 19, 2009
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cedar rapids

a place to chill when stressed. often used when playing slenderman
‘i am just chillin in cedar rapids’ -Hillary Clinton
by therealtammy November 27, 2020
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Grand Rapids

A city in Western Michigan. Bottom line, it's better than the shit hole you live in.
Dave: Hey man where you from?

Joe: Oh I live in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Dave: Damn! That's way better than the shit hole I live in!
by Bekins August 25, 2012
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Shelving Rapids

The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus
"Kez why are you late to training again?" "Sorry coach, I was just shelving rapids"
by Spicy McGee May 31, 2019
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ride the rapids

During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.
Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.
by lincolnchefboy February 23, 2011
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coon rapids

A city in the northern suburbs of Minneapolis. Has the highest mullet per capita ratio of any city in Minnesota.
If you go to Menards in Coon Rapids you are sure to see at least 5 mullets, and at least 15 nascar tee shirts.
by Sports Pimps May 27, 2005
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