The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.
My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011
Get the Immaculate Reception mug.One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.
Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.
Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.
Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.
Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.
Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.
by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009
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Series of websites intended to criticize things, there's also positive version of reception wikis. However, they have been criticized by many users with claims of wikis being controversial, having "toxic" community and for being extremely biased.
"There was a fandom and hatedom reception wiki called Toxic Fandoms and Hatedoms Wiki, which was closed for violating Miraheze's Content Policy." - Barf Bag from Battle for Dream Island
by Ryan900USAYT March 8, 2022
Get the Reception wiki mug.(1) A temporary period during which a serial rapist makes actively persists from committing rape. A crude amalgamation of rape and vacation.
(2) Time taken away from work for the specific purpose of committing rape(s).
(3) Any vacation during which a person on such vacation rapes someone or is raped. Usually used retrospectively.
(2) Time taken away from work for the specific purpose of committing rape(s).
(3) Any vacation during which a person on such vacation rapes someone or is raped. Usually used retrospectively.
(1) Man, I'm all over the news; probably a good time to take a rapecation.
(2) I got all of next week off, I'm going on a rapecation.
(3) Remember Spring Break 2002? What a rapecation that turned out to be.
(2) I got all of next week off, I'm going on a rapecation.
(3) Remember Spring Break 2002? What a rapecation that turned out to be.
by Slackfist Prizerooster December 3, 2010
Get the rapecation mug.A personality disorder causing you to (un)willingly turn every word, every situation, every concept, and every event into something related to the term "inception". Someone with Rayception is generally considered fairly paranoid and kind of a twat.
Guy 1: "Oh you were shocked when you fell from your chair? That's a kick!! INCEPTION!"
Guy 2: "Piss off with your rayception, twat."
Guy 2: "Piss off with your rayception, twat."
by MaroC May 6, 2014
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by the master of you September 18, 2014
Get the receptioning mug.Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.
Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011
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