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random crit 

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious
random crit by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014

random.php 

Person: *taps random button* Oh I got sent to random.php
random.php by Jade The Agoti December 20, 2020
A completely random meaningless emoji used in a text message on purpose. Random + Emoji = Randoji.
Texter #1: What are you up to tonight?

Texter #2: (Insert randoji)

Texter #1 : I'm confused.

Texter #2: Perfect.
randoji by JS85 November 23, 2015
A bevvy session. Scottish term for an outing, usually at night, often in a group where people's goal is to drink, unwind and have a good time.
Tam wis feeling the pain the morning after being out on the randan.
randan by Craig McLaughlin April 4, 2007

Awkward Random 

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.
"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up