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Randomness

The act of being random.

Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!

Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
by MsAnonn July 30, 2009
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randomnessity

Noun:
Used to sum up anything random, odd or unusual.

Phrase:
Used to announce disgust or suprise at how random something is
Noun:
I love randomnessity

That show was a whole bunch of randomnessity

Phrase:
**Internet Explorer just randomly crashed again**
RANDOMNESSITY!
by Ashley Steel April 18, 2005
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Randompiss

A term used in World of Warcraft Arena when you are fighting an overpowered comp the enemy team has a terrible setup but still force a cool down.
For example you are fighting preg dk and you get triple dr gnaw.
"Triple dr gnaw me playing it safe trinket this randompiss"
"trinketing this not losing to some randompiss.
by themadlad554 September 20, 2023
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randomness

Complete unexpected wank that makes little sense
The cat sat on the mat

That Tree is Crazy

I'm a dog like phantom with 3 hairs on my head who likes bananas

Wheres my total guitar steve mags
by Fazza24 February 9, 2004
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randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike
"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny
by Afromonk August 24, 2006
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awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"
by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004
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randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
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