Put a raincoat on it

An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.

John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No

by cpuvcpu December 30, 2011

Memphis Raincoat

When you cover yourself or your partner’s body with plastic wrap before ejaculation for easy cleanup.

My wife put on a Memphis Raincoat when we had sex during her lunch break so she could get back to work on time.

by Yakitasha February 4, 2020

devils raincoat

A condom with a hole in it. Usually put in by wife/girlfriend.

Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."

by blumehauser October 13, 2009

Chinese Raincoat

A cheaply made condom lined with Opium.

Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!

Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!

by fjkalsdghnfjndafnor April 27, 2011

Texas Raincoat

Where one person eats Taco Bell only for 23 days and, during sex, puts a raincoat on their partner and spews fiery Mexican diarrhea all over their partner.

Dave: Dude, I feel horrible.

Earl: Why?

Dave: I gave Carol a Texas Raincoat last night.

Earl: You're fucked up. I can't be your friend anymore. You're also fired.

Dave: What?! Why?! I've been working here for 7 years!

Earl: We can't have employees partaking in such crude activities as a Texas Raincoat. You violated your contract and we won't be issuing severance.

Dave: Fuck you, Earl! I thought you were my friend!

Earl: I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't speak to you anymore. Now would you like to leave the easy way or the hard way?

Dave: What's the hard way? Security roughs me up a bit?

Earl: No, that's the easy way, the hard way is I kick your ass myself.

Dave: Fuck you, Earl.

(Dave then trashes Earls office and jumps out the 46th story window)

*See also 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Friendships' and 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Lives'*

by Stop Texas Raincoats (STR) March 10, 2014

Bloody Raincoat

a stormcoat that must be worn monthly during intercourse to protect yourself from any unpleasantries you may encounter.

"when me and my lady got down during monsoon season, i encountered a bloody raincoat."

by After School Special May 10, 2008

steaming raincoat

A euphemism for a condom with ejaculate in it; a used condom

You have to be careful not to leave your steaming raincoat somewhere the dog can get to it.

by Dr. Pingu April 4, 2021