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naked raftus

Naked shotty in the name of Mr. College, Harry Raftus. Extra points for in public.
What’s Deccy doing in the bathroom for so long??”
“I think he’s naked raftusing. Makin’ his mark.”
“Good fucking shit. He IS that guy.”
by ThatMfGuy003 June 12, 2021
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Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating
babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick
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That’s so raftus

Dude absolutely murders beers and wheels birds like no tomorrow
Bro are u really sub 2 shottying in the frat
Hell yeah

That’s so raftus
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Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating
babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick
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spiritus raptus

Spiritual rapture:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy.

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being.
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians into heaven but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine (see: End of Day's) with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! (see: Lardon)

see: End of Day's again (sober)

see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but is somewhat similar to; huffing on nitrogen gas.
Do not see: huffing (it's played)
see: nitrogen narcocis, weeeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored intellectually)
Mary (from Nazareth High School) had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *Spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
by Rono December 9, 2008
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Roftus

Roftus is a sport created by celebrity footballer Ruben Loftus-Cheek. It is a combination of all sports, and is a sport that involves an unlimited degree of variations when playing. The cultures and experiences of the athletes who play will shape the way the game is played.
Dude 1: Hey man, wanna play some roftus?
Dude 2: Yes sure, which type are we playing?
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Rastus

1. Rastus, the Cream of Wheat chef, created circa 1890 by Emery Mapes, one of the owners of Diamond Milling Company. Mapes adapted the image of an African American chef for a wood-cut image used as a logo for the product. In the 1920s, the woodcut image was replaced by the face of a Chicago waiter who was paid $5 to pose in a chef's hat and jacket. This logo has been used with only slight modifications until the present day.

2. A stereotype of the jolly, former slave, and a character of the coon type often featured in minstrel shows.

3. A pejorative name used by white folk for African American males in the 20th Century.
"By no means a lesser virtue of Toole's novel is his rendering of the particularities of New Orleans, its back streets, its out-of-the-way neighborhoods, its odd speech, its ethnic whites -- and one black in whom Toole has achieved the near-impossible, a superb comic character of immense wit and resourcefulness without the least trace of Rastus minstrelsy."

--Walker Percy, Foreword to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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