Ratbag

Woman in her 60's.Mad as a mongoose and a candidate for Broadmoor.

Author: Your husband isn't coming back, he has terminal cancer and has barred you from the funeral. Ratbag:Dennis! come back! "implodes"

by someone August 14, 2006

Ratbag

Psychotic woman who also is very childish/neurotic.Has borrowed too much money and cannot pay her council tax.Last year she let a stranger shag her,then she sucked him off and swallowed his semen. Will soon be drummed out of her house and is bankrupt both morally and financially.Not sure where the husband is.He could be dead.House repossession probably next year.

The ratbag stared into the abyss for too long.She enjoyed it.

by the same September 27, 2006

ratbag

60% evil.No bull.Psychotics are dangerous right up until they burnout.When this one does no one can tell.

24 hours of madness

by the same June 2, 2004

ratbag

Her xmas eating binge has given her a pudgy midriff, but the lack of food forthe past three years has depleted the muscle from her upper body and mrs.mad looks like a walking corpse.Her face has deteriorated so much that she now has a chin like mr.punch.She is waiting for her husband to return......

She is a textbook psychotic

by the same July 14, 2004

Ratbag

British military slang for a ration pack

John got a good ratbag

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

RatBag

A Very Annoying Person Or Used As A Joke

(Used As A Joke-)
*freind, tells a joke* *both start laughing* HAHHAHAHAH YOH RATBAG 😂
(Used As An Offence-)
*whispers to freind* Look at that new girl. She is a stupid ratbag.

by UrbanPoo January 6, 2021

Ratbag

Someone who wears jeans that are too big and workboots when they are not working

Will only eat a bag nowadays

“Nick is a ratbag”

by Bugseymalone18 February 26, 2022