Raccooning 

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

Raccooning by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011

Raccooning 

The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.

When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.

Raccooning by Heycat81 October 1, 2011

Raccooning 

When a girl aggressively blows a guy so hard she tears up, making her mascara/eyeliner run, giving her the appearance of a racoon

"Dude, I face-fucked her so hard she was raccooning even before I came

Raccooning by RM_Steve May 8, 2023

awesome raccoons 

Butt sex. Comes from the abbreviation of "butt sex" as B.S. Each letter was shifted back one in the alphabet to A.R. These letters were then turned into an acronym for "awesome raccoons" as a codeword or euphemism for "butt sex"

Joe likes awesome raccoons.

awesome raccoons by maco1 September 19, 2006

Rockin Raccoons 

a person who is the enemy of an awesome possum. Someone that gives you rabies just by looking at them. Someone who is not the best friend of the coolest person ever cause I am their favorite. I hate rockin raccoons.

{rockin raccoons}
{rabies}

Rockin Raccoons by DEAL THE SEAL- twinkie June 14, 2010

Raccooning 

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

Raccooning by manleeman June 14, 2011

raccoons in the attic 

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

raccoons in the attic by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013