RTPFMB

Verb – Acronym – Literally to; Remove The Perspiration From My Butt
Originating in the Dirty South region, specifically the city of Madison Alabama, often used by male middle or high school students to indicate the presence of swamp ass, and to denote their reason for leaving while in the company of females.

Tell Mrs Schutzbach I'll be late for class, I've gotta go RTPFMB

by Stepko July 3, 2007

RTFMN

Read The Fucking Manual Noob

used by Gamming Gods like James to yell at all us Noobies while trying to figgure out a game that he Pnowns in

Noob: "James how do i shoot?"
James (in his uber-sarcastic and pissed off voice): RTFMN
Noob: "What does that mean?"
Me: "Read The Fucking Manual.....N?!?"
James:"Noob"

by chia pet March 29, 2004

RTFM

Acronym for "Read The F*** Manual" used by engineers in response to users asking for help to use a tool whose use is often unintuitive. By sending the user to read the manual by these only 4 letters, the engineer wishes to convey the message that he is busy doing more important things than taking the time to write a complete sentence, as well as helping users of its product whose use is often obscure, but in reality he is often trying to debug his program while scratching his balls. Engineers using that term are often Christians and call important manuals for each technology "Bibles".

user: How do I Google?
engineer: RTFM

by Real Burger February 28, 2016

RTFM

Read The Fucking Manual!

- How can I turn on the TV?
- RTFM, dumbass!

by 7h3235 June 27, 2008

RTFM

Read The F***ing Manual. Said to anyone asking a particularly dumb question regarding any appliance

"What does this switch on the side do?"
"RTFM"

by Chris Goddard June 2, 2008

RTFM

RTFM is Internet-speak for "Repeat the first message". It is used when the message did not transfer over the Internet properly. If someone tells you to RTFM, be patient with them, and copy-and-paste your original message several times. Also, typing the message with capslock on will improve the chances that it will get through (similar to yelling at a brick wall, telephone, or foreigner).

miket65> how do i change the color of links
redjl> omg rtfm n00b
miket65> ok
miket65> how do i change the color of links
redjl> RTFM
miket65> HOW CAN I CHANGE THE COLOR OF LINKS
miket65> HOW CAN I CHANGE THE COLOR OF LINKS
redjl> Message received. Sending you the information over the Cyber-Web.
miket65> Thanks, good buddy!
redjl> You are welcome, Internet pal!

by K.Z.. October 16, 2005

RTFMFM

Interestingly, in other circles it has also been defined as "read the fucking manual for me", as a response to the more common four-letter acronym RTFM. Used by people who want to flaunt their laziness and ignorance at the same time.

<maltiizah> where in the config file do i set virtual hosting at
<gr00k> rtfm
<maltiizah> rtfmfm

by ed April 24, 2004