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Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.
Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.
by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011
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Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
Down the drain
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
by Telephony September 30, 2014
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rotten-egg fart

A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.

And boy! those are straight up nasty.
*POOOOT!*

Get the Air-Wick! This mother-fucker
just laid a rotten-egg fart in here!
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
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Rotten Sound

Did you hear Rotten Sound's cover of Carcass's Reek Of Putrefaction? It rocked.
by PoopyPoo June 3, 2005
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Rotten Rug

A Dirty, Ugly Casino, that smells of God-Knows-What, after so many years of only God Knows How Long! Most typified by a legendary place called: The Klondike!
You'll notice that most of the patron's of places like these are real old, crusty, in walkers, wear Oxygen Canula's, and yet still smoke!

That is, until they set themselves on fire!
Maybe that's what the smell is from!?! >:D
'Vegas Loser: Hey, did you ever go for that U.S.$2.00 Spagetti dinner, at the Klondike?
Other 'Vegas Loser: No, I value my life too much!
'Vegas Loser: Whadda' ya' mean?
Other 'Vegas Loser: Look, that place is so goddamned horrid, I couldn't even swallow the food without upchucking! It's like anytime I breathed in, I gagged!
That place is a real Rotten Rug!
'Vegas Loser: Really? I'll have to try sometime!
'Other 'Vegas Loser: Well, it's your funeral!
by Dreaded88 August 1, 2014
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Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
Down the drain
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
by Telephony October 1, 2014
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