If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

by flushawaytpp March 4, 2019

helicopter rides

to swing your cock in a circular motion.

i teased her with helicopter rides so she could check out my junk.

by dagodav July 14, 2006

Rock Star Limo Rides

The service whereby an upscale prostitute is treated to a big dinner full of seafood at a fine dining experience, then back to the presidential suite of the John hotel room and given cocaine to snort by her John. She's then given something else to ingest that will cause Diarhea, and rides the John bareback while shes trying to explode in reverse cow girl position.

Terrell "Man that girl is sic!"
Dante "Ya, how?"
Terrell "She be into some crazy fetishes"
Dante "Like what?"
Terrell "She do Rock Star Limo Rides, yo!"
Dante "Damn! Thats a highpriced ho!"
Terrell "Word!"

by Bentley Lewis August 29, 2006

Retro Rides

An internet forum for people who are interested in pre 2000 cars. Mainly enjoyed by younger drivers with little actual mechanical knowledge but enjoy painting there wheels pink and stickerbombing a Nissan Micra whilst other users praise there work. The forum also has a brilliantly badly moderated set of rules to abide to

How can i tell if my car fits in as a Retro Rides ?

by skodanorman March 1, 2011

free monkey wagon rides

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005

Can Rides

Beer. Can Rides are what Americans will start calling Beer when American turns to Crystal M*** (THC) during the Great Depression of Yo MaMa.

Can Rides - Beer.
"Can I have a can ride?"
"Go get it yourself hun. You can have have a Sociable Cider or an isolated beer you loner."

by YouTube Video December 3, 2021