J.K Rowling

An author who is having trouble cranking out new Harry Potter books.

Damn, he's pulling a J.K Rowling on us.

by LeonC January 27, 2003

donnell rawlings

frequent guest on the chappelle show, best known for roles in the show such as, faze 2 in mad real world, truck driver in reperations, beautiful in the player haters ball and ashy larry in the dice championship, a really funny guy

"Truck driver?, im a janitor, i bought this truck straight cash, now i got enough cigarettes to last me and my family the rest of our lives, IM RICH BIATCH"

by Teabagger Vance May 29, 2005

Just Kidding Rowling

Nickname used to make fun of J.K. Rowling and annoy Pottertards who defend Rowling's failings as a writer using the "It's a just children's book!" excuse, even though Rowling herself stated that the last books in the series were aimed at older readers.

What was thinking Just Kidding Rowling when she wrote that awful epilogue!?

by Andre_h February 16, 2010

Oh my Rowling!

An exclamation of surprise, like OMG.

Inspired by the musical "A Very Potter Musical".

"Oh my Rowling! What happened?!" -Ginny Weasley in A Very Potter Musical

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II July 22, 2009

JK Rowling relationship

Liking a person's work (music, art, literature, movie, etc.), but hating the person

"I have a JK Rowling relationship with JK Rowling. I love her books about Harry Potter, but I hate her as an individual."

by BFD98 August 2, 2021

Jk Rowling

A transphobic piece of shit.

Do you like JK Rowling?
No, fuck that transphobe!

by MonoKun September 23, 2020

rowling

Rowling (to rowl) is to decide retroactively that a character in a work of fiction represented a marginalized community of the creator's choosing all along, even though they had neglected to write it into the source material. In the best cases, it's a nod to a particularly beloved fanon who really want to see confirmation of popular theories where it could exist. In the worst cases, it's an attempt for creator's to appear more inclusive and progressive than they really are.

Looks like Jojo hasn't caused another uproar on twitter in a while... wonder if she will rowl someone soon. Who's left? I personally don't

Blizzard keeps rowling their characters, like how Symmetra is now canonically autistic and canonically Tracer is now a lesbian. They almost say something but neglect to mention how they should have been thinking about these traits in the first place rather than do it retroactively to look inclusive. But also, gay Tracer is cute...

by Jwc777 May 29, 2018