pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

by Cock Neck July 29, 2012

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Median Reward

me·di·an - re·ward
ˈmēdēən - rəˈwôrd
_adjective_
1. A reward obtained at the midpoint of an assignment or a particularly unpleasant task. This reward (which generally consists of something sweet) serves the following significant purposes:

a) retrospective: providing the individual with a feeling of satisfaction for the percentage of assignment completed and

b) providing the individual with extra motivation to complete the remaining portion of the assignment

I need a median reward or I'll never finish this essay 😭

by mwar123 April 4, 2017

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Risk Reward

A procedure or task that is very risky or difficult, but has the potential to pay off.

Bro 1: That girl wants to hook up with me tonight man.
Bro 2: Sneak out dude, totally worth it.
Bro 1: I could get in serious trouble, like no car for a month.
Bro 2: I don't know man, risk reward.

by name killer December 8, 2009

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Booty Reward Points

Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.

Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!

by Mark Dastardly May 10, 2010

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your reward

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.

When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."

by Sam Theman May 20, 2009

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