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Rescue Randy

When you’re on the bottom and you lay there being completely dead weight while the women (or man) does all the work.
by Epic_gamer66 December 13, 2020
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Rescue Me

An FX show about post-9/11 firefighters in New York. Denis Leary plays Tommy, a veteran firefighter who can't seem to move on after splitting up with his wife and the tragedy involving 9/11. It's a great show that combines tragedy with gut-busting laughs. You already know Leary is a funny guy, but he proves to be a talented actor (and writer) as well.
FX has done some great shows; The Shield, Nip/Tuck and now Rescue Me.
by Kyle January 29, 2005
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Rescue Wife

A beautiful wife, or thoroughbred, who is broken or has issues. Like a rescue purebred you cannot otherwise afford or deserve once purchased you realise he/she has had a traumatic life and will require extra attention and care for the life of the marriage.
You are an average looking guy with and average income but have somehow landed a knockout. She is probably a rescue wife with history.
by davesandiego March 10, 2011
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Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")
Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011
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Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.
" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "
by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012
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rescue 911

An old rescue show that is awesome with reacting true story's of crime fire and Medical emergencies
Person 1: Did you see that logging struck of those two teenagers on rescue 911
Person 2: yeah I love that episode
by 529281able August 5, 2016
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Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.
Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!
by TomKVideo March 24, 2009
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