Read

Read what the discord channel is for you normie

Person 1: posts art

Person 2: read
Person 1: but the channel is called art
Person 2: For the manga you idiot READ what this channels for you boomer

by Joshua_Joestar November 27, 2019

read

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.

(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!

by george_midd March 28, 2009

Read

To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles

Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course

by BringmeBacktoLOVE October 25, 2009

Read

Boat
Congratulations you just read

If you can't read how can you spell. So why are you looking this up.

Are you an Instagram normie or something

by Gary the snail December 8, 2019

Read

To learn from paper, such as magazines, news papers, textbooks, but the KINGPIN of all: NOVELS!
You might like it.
No one asked you to read out loud.
SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO READ! fairytales with happy endings :)

To read to to enrich ones soul.
To read is to gain knowledge.
To read is to be informed.
To read is to escape.
To read
is to write
is to journal
is to open
up ones
soul

by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

read

when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick

I got the read from linnea last night

by Chris Uhlig August 31, 2008

read

One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times

"A curtis read"

by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004