true quam

An obfuscated manner in which your phone company calls you a fucktard. QAM stands for Quadrature Amplitude Modulation which is nonsensical in this context since fiber optic cables are completely digital. Thus, one may only conclude they think of you as childlike and will be mystified by their impenetrable jargon. Perhaps only being able to reply "Nice truck."

Consumer: "Tell me about FIOS."

Phone Carrier: "Sure, True quam."

Consumer: "Oh... I see... Nice truck."

by nuttzy July 21, 2007

quame

Quame is all around a funny guy ,he's very super funny but doesn't know it .he's an awesome person to be around and will always be dependable .quames are loyal and kind , and ratchet sometimes but a good type . They swear alot but after a while u get used to it , they will always be there for u and have a forgiving nature ,when they want to forgive ,they are normally good looking .this is a rare name so if your name is quame ur spethal

Oh look at that funny guy ,he's such a quame

by Gurlfwend July 21, 2017

Quamat

var sp. Quamut. Quamatttt.

1. exclamation. obnoxious interruptory device.
2. adverb. resigned acceptance of a situation.
3. verb. subtle goading of a person.
4. declaration. angry rebuttal, sometimes calling for silence (as in shut up)
5. adjective. an all-purpose word to describe pretty much any state of mind. word meaning varies depending on inflection.
6. noun. Stinky people
7. noun. wack



Prounication: Kwah-mutt.

1. Don't talk about quamats in here. No quamattts allowed.
2. Person 1: I don't really feel like
going out tonight
Person 2: Quamaaaaaat
Person 3: alright, i'll go
3. Girl 1: Boy 1 doesn't know
what he's talking about.
Boy 1: Quamat!
Girl 1: Sorrrry
4. Boy 2: I think the exam is at 8 am
tomorrow
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Yeah, for sure
Boy 3: quamat
5. Boy 1: Shut up.
Boy 2: Quamattt!!!
3. Girl 1: You are both quamat.

by Sloshfinu April 6, 2009

Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 10, 2023

quamf

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

by quamf rapist January 10, 2008

Quamidders

The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box.

I just ate a handfull of quamidders!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

quamentality

never giving up (this is a religeon)

I follow quamentality

by Raj - I luv curry May 20, 2021