qweef

A pusssy fart

Often used as a negative term to clutzy, stupid people

"Josh you fucking qweef, if you drop the bong water in my room im calling sorin on you"

by Gabe "drukqs" October 19, 2005

Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

qwerfasdzxcvtgbyhnujmipokl

When you are soo bored that you think that you found a new keyboard combination but then this definition exist sitting on your front page right after you press search

Some guy: Hey I typed a new combination on the keyboard that no one ever used its called qwerfasdzxcvtgbyhnujmipokl
Some guy #2 : no you didn't
Some guy: how do you know?
Some guy #2 : I just typed that yesterday
Some guy: excuse me what

by 8SidesYes October 22, 2020

queefaroonie

a type of queef that is quiet and barely heard

i accidentally let out a queefaroonie.

by okokitsallie October 3, 2021

qweef

The sound of air passing thru the vaginal tract; sounding like a fart.

It was like a tree that spitted yellow pollen. She qweefed and the world listened.

by Imm September 2, 2005

Qweefology

Qweefology is the academic study of air propulsion expelled from a woman's vaginal cavity during extreme moments of released tension.

During my lab class at school, Qweefology 141, we measured projected air speed by using ping pong balls.

by mr Pooky October 2, 2007

Queefatron

Noun, A musical instrument comprising of a belt featuring an octave of dildos of varying sizes which when placed in the famales' vagina produces a different tonal queef note.

I had my queefatron out last night with the ladies rugby team, man we made some beautiful music!

by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006