Quod The Fuck?

Quod the Fuck? - the latinization of "What the fuck?" by Eddie Izzard.

Steven: "What the fuck is that?!"
Basil: "Steven, you fool. We're in Rome - it's 'Quod the fuck?'! And that's a raptor with a hat on."

by zTrick February 2, 2010

Quoone

To hate or dislike someone strongly.

I quoone you and your friends.

by dijonvfhudhfbiur June 29, 2020

Quond

A combination of the words 'quite' and 'fond'.

Guy 1: have u seen the preview of the new transformers movie??
Guy 2: omg yes i am quond of it :)

by cromedome31 May 26, 2009

quondamness

A thesaurus full of imaginary yet important sounding words that shoddy authors use in order to find strange obscure or even imaginary words to use in their stories, in the hopes of sounding more intelligent than they will ever be.

I could use the word "shiny" but I will consult my quondamness to find a harder word to make me look smart!

by Mal1bu May 14, 2008

quoop

When a girl attempts to quietly and gracefully queef, but ends up pushing too hard and blowing poop chunks from her cooter.

Janice: Do you smell something?
Sherice: Yes, that was me. I just quooped and need some wet wipes to clean up.

by The Spy Who Quooped On Me December 4, 2012

Eat the quooging

The act of sucking the fecal matter out of another's anus, then consuming it.

Diana is such a nasty slut! I heard she ate the quooging last night!

by Harrium and Plester's new Scabble "Dick"shonairee March 12, 2005

quoof

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008