Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.
Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.
Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.
Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner
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Eleanor: Good morning Gwendolyn, we missed you at bingo last night.
Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.
Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.
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