Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

Quarando

To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out.

Don't Quarando yourself, FT!

by M-Pony July 30, 2007

quaranstache

When you’re stuck in confinement and decide to grow the dirtiest mustache known to man.

Wow! That’s a filthy quaranstache.

by TheRog22 March 25, 2020

Quaranteam

The people you choose to live with during a coronavirus quarantine.

My girlfriend lives by herself, so my roommates and I have included her in our quaranteam

by Faquat March 21, 2020

Quaran-ting

When you talk/snap someone during be quarantined.

Do you want to be my quaran-ting?

by perrier1234 March 21, 2020

Quarancut

Cutting your own hair. Especially necessary when people are quarantined while barber shops and salons are closed for an extended period of time.

My friends are impressed with my quarancut skills as we all wait out these times staying at home due to the pandemic.

by RayRayBeLove2020 May 8, 2020

quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona

im in quarantine

by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020