Quart of Coke

The act of opening a toilet bowl and seeing a mountain of shit or diarrhea. This usually leads to the recipient gagging and vomiting back into the toilet.

I just barfed after seeing the Quart of Coke in the toilet. Fucking nasty.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Quart Snart

When you pore a quart of any liquid on a flat surface and suck it up with your anus.

Hey man i just did an awesome Quart Snart of orange juice.

by Nolan Partridge October 17, 2008

Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.

Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up

by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014

quart-lo

adj-Feeling worn out and low on "juice" after a lot of sex

I'm a little quart-lo

by Dan October 29, 2003

Couple of quarts low

Stupid, idiotic, dumb

Man, he is such an idoit! He must be running a couple of quarts low.

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

quart de crâne

French expression. litterally 'a quarter brain'. Refers to a stupid person. Often used when you're pissed off.

'Phyl! You miserable quart de crâne, I swear i'm gonna kick your ass!'

by Klikenbastaard June 22, 2004

gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

by MandyBoj January 8, 2009