Quanker

someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.

such a quanker

by quanker hater November 5, 2010

Quanky

Another word for clunky. So when things are a little bulky or weird shaped.

Person 1: Hey do you like the cake i just made?

Person 2: I'm not sure. It's a little Quanky

by Stupid.idiot666 April 23, 2021

Quanker Sore

Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.

Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"

by Little Willis March 20, 2009

Quankenferter

A girl that is so pretty and awesome she makes others jelous so she is given this name

Look at her she is gorgeous! That damn Quankenferter

by Jellybeann May 21, 2013

Quarkeable

An object so permeable it can move through the Quarks in atoms and even pass through space. An object with such a strong magnetic pull that it tears it own Quarks apart. It also forces the atoms around it to hit absolute zero because of E=mc2 where the incredibly low energy increase reduces its mass. For an object to be Quarkeable it needs to objects that have an incredibly strong magnetic pull that are microscopic to collide. If the sun became a blackhole it would be smaller then your bodies blood cells because its so dense. If two blackholes the size of your cells with a magnetic pull 10 trillions times the amount of Jupiter's(which is the planet with the strongest gravitational pull known to man) collided it would create a crescendo so strong it would prep a Quarkeable Mega-dense ball of quarks. Then it would become about the size of atom but would force the atoms around it to hit absolute zero and attract quarks around it thus making it become the size of a basketball. Finally its mass would be so unstable it would be Quarkeable. It would be able to phase through anything. It would be untouchable by anything in the universe including light, dark matter, space, and time itself. It would be everlasting and would never age or change form. It wouldn't do anything though. It would just be an untouchable immortal ball of quarks.

Its an immortal ball of quarks and mass. Who knows how it could be used in a sentence?
Its Quarkeable!

by the guy who did nothing April 8, 2020

Quarky

Dorky in an adorable way. Cheezy but cute at the same time.

Girl: Felt great today! :D
Guy: I'm sure you looked it too ;)
Girl: Awh, you're so quarky!

by TheKirbstomp July 3, 2011

Quark

The action of rolling up in a tiny ball...sometimes to fit in small cardboard boxes sometimes as to conserve body heat and othertimes to avoid being caught while stalking the hot girl next door.

"Dude, i was stalking the girl next door but it was so freaking cold I had to quark; it was a good thing though, because i needed to quark anyways when the neighbours walked by!"

by vivelamexico May 20, 2008