Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.

Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.

by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020

quarantweekend

March 14 and 15, 2020, the first weekend of United States government-mandated restriction on the movement of people and goods which is intended to prevent the spread of disease or pests.

Kids, let's go to Target and grab some toilet paper and water bottles. We need to be fully stocked up for quarantweekend on Saturday and Sunday.

by sweetskorpioRN March 15, 2020

Quarantween

8 to 12 year olds, locked down in the house during the Covid 19 pandemic sending their parents or carers around the twist.

It’s only ten in the morning and the quarantweens have already eaten every snack in the house.

by sideshowdazza April 6, 2020

Quaranteenager

Descriptive Noun: A teenager exhibiting signs of stress due to extended isolation due to a quarantine.

After 10 days of 'shelter-in-place' and social distancing, my daughter's cumulative angst has turned her into a very grumpy quaranteenager.

by JoeRock March 29, 2020

quarantedium

Boredom brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

The initial excitement & novelty of self-isolation eventually led into soul-crushing quarantedium.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

quarantweaker

Someone who is on lockdown a skitzing on social media.
Also, quarantweaking

“Have you seen Ken’s posts lately? I think he is a quarantweaker!”

by Squarebidness April 8, 2020

Quaranteen

In December 2033, all the kids born as a result of the Coronavirus quarantine will be teenagers.

These kids suck! You should stay away from all these quaranteens. Probably are permanent carriers of CV.

by FroBabyK March 14, 2020